Tide pens really work
Published on November 28, 2006 By just john In Blogging
Today was the first day of an eight week yoga based stress management course that my work was kind enough to enroll me in. Most people know me to be level headed and I am usually (visibly) unaffected by stress. However, I am under a great deal of stress right now so I am welcome participant.

It all starts with my worst and my best flaw. I pick my battles very carefully. There are many I choose not to fight simply because I know the outcome and refuse to try to effect change where I already know I can't. A perfect example is my wife's choice of cribs. They are very nice and have an attached changing table and built in drawers and shelves in addition to being convertible. At $499.99 each they are more than I really wanted to spend for three of them.

I rationalize the argument that will ensue by finding all of the positive points of the item and then make my decision to take a stand or not. These cribs will save us from having to buy a lot of additional storage and since I have already built a very nice closet organization system they will be almost enough. They are convertible and in the end we will end up with two pieces of furniture per crib. There are many other great things about them but the most important is that out of all of the cribs we have looked at my wife fell in love with these. That by itself is enough.

Where this becomes an issue is when I do this with all of the small things. Sometimes when you give in and give in and give in some more eventually you want to have it your way. That's where stress eats me up. In hindsight, when I loose it, it is always over something that I really think that I should have just kept my mouth shut on (and often wish I had).

Other than that, people really get on my nerves. I am a patient driver but one or two people a day make me want to ram them with my car. I can barely stand people who ask me to show them the same things over and over without ever really paying attention to what I am teaching. I often do the job for them because it will save me time. Tons of little things wind me up into a knot and I have to admit that even if it's just a couple of hours a week I will welcome the serenity of changing things up.

I was stuffing my lunch down so I would be able to make it to the 12:30 class and dripped something on my pants and I was looking around for Kelly Rippa with her magic tide pen. Sadly, all I could find was Jessica Simpson and Luke Wilson. They are filming Blonde Ambition across the street from our building today. Shreveport is becoming a movie making mecca. I got to watch the coffee shop scene from the coffee shop in the upcoming Demi Moore and Kevin Costner film Mr. Brooks and walk through the hallway that was dressed up as the crime lab everyday.

This is great for our city but makes it difficult to get around adding stress to my day.

I think I am going to like this stress management class as we get more into the yoga and less into the seeing someone’s energy. It couldn't come at a better time. My MIL might just drive me to a little room with padded walls and a nice jacket with shiny buckles that I have to look over my shoulders to see.

Comments
on Nov 28, 2006

I'm glad that you're enjoying it so far.  Yoga is one of my favorite things to do; it's an all-around wonderful exercise that pretty much everyone can enjoy. 

I finished the first baby beanie today and am half way through the second one.  They're so tiny; I can fit them on a good sized apple - actually, I'll take a photo of the apples modelling them and post it before I send them off to you.

on Nov 28, 2006
Yoga. That's the stuff in a little plastic cup with fruit on the bottom, right?
on Nov 28, 2006
it's an all-around wonderful exercise that pretty much everyone can enjoy.


I never really paid attention to how all of the muscles were connected in school so it was really interesting to learn how simple posture issues can have a profound effect on one's overall self.

I finished the first baby beanie today and am half way through the second one.


I can't wait!
on Nov 28, 2006
That's the stuff in a little plastic cup with fruit on the bottom


Not quite. I did have a bit of difficulty getting through the lesson on seeing someones energy field.
on Nov 28, 2006
Not quite.


No fruit?

I did have a bit of difficulty getting through the lesson on seeing someones energy field.


So this lesson involved drugs?
on Nov 29, 2006
When it comes to babies, I just follow the mother's lead!  You are right, there is no winning when they get that into their heads.
on Nov 29, 2006
No fruit


I don't think my instructors fruit is on the bottom... unless she is standing on her head.
on Nov 29, 2006
When it comes to babies, I just follow the mother's lead!


I stand my ground when necessary but not without a good argument. It mostly happens when it is a wish that involves more work for me.  
on Nov 29, 2006
I can see people's energy fields quite easily. I dunno how you're being taught, but I was told to look at someone with my eyes slightly out of focus - and the light that you see eminating from someone's body is their energy field. When you're starting out it's best to have a light neutral background color, such as beige - it makes it easier to see the energy field.

This course that you're doing sounds really interesting, and I'm quite jealous that you get to do it!

on Nov 29, 2006
I can see people's energy fields quite easily.


I don't mean to make it sound as kooky as it comes off. I am well aware that the entire body is full of little tiny electrical pulses. It is difficult for a person who experiences none of the visual stimulation to not see it as slightly kooky.

I am really thankful that they did this. There are only five of us from the office and that is all the class is made up of. In a single session (we only briefly got to the yoga part) I was freed from the symptoms of restless leg. I have RLS bad at least 15 nights a month and to some degree every night. Last night ... nothing.   
on Dec 15, 2006
You live in Shreveport? Wow! I am from Texarkana! Howdy Neighbor.

Small world!
on Dec 15, 2006
Small world!


Sure is. Are you still in Texarkana?
on Dec 15, 2006
Are you still in Texarkana?


Nevermind... Sweden is along way from Texarkana.
on Dec 16, 2006
! Yup, I have been in Sweden for the past 6+ years.
I was actually in Shreveport last December though. We went to see the new Boardwalk area. And of course went to the boats.
I'll be heading home again this summer.